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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Then came..

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Voluptatibus nesciunt enim provident in.