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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 13:27

No go.
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How often should you use red light therapy?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Next, they tried...
Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading